Some kids want to be footballers – our lead finds he’d rather be the manager.

When he goes to watch his dad’s Sunday League football team play, our eight-year-old character comically slips into the role of manager – a montage, taking place across a number of matches, shows him arguing with the referee, passing notes to players, formulating strategies, and even handing out oranges at half time.

In the final moments, it’s revealed that his ambition comes from watching Premier League matches on his Epson projector. At the centre of the action, he can share every celebration and commiseration of his favourite team – making it very difficult to tell when the action onscreen ends,and real life begins.